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Thursday, January 6th, 2005
4:58 pm
GaWh!
Miss Dungca liked me today.
Now i understand factoring by grouping.
I called someone ugly.
I was cold.
I sang drop it like its hot.
I ate Apple Jacks in algebra.
I hugged a cute guy.
I touched big hair.
I threw paper at an Arabian boy.
I danced my pants off. Literally.
I said WHOA BABY about 1000 times.

I met a possum!

<3

Current Mood: tired
Thursday, August 12th, 2004
11:41 pm
Balogna, little balogna.
roy is a meanie!! but i LOVE myspace! WEEEEE!! anyhoo. so there was this one time i was in orange county and there were so many asians i counted just on like, 4 blocks, and i got to like, 64. haha thats so rad. except asians kinda smell. except me... cuz im not from ASIA... and from the PACIFIC ISLANNNDDDSSS!! and italy. except italians smell too... so im thinkin thats prolly why i smell! awesome. well i had an idea. u know how they call white "dark people" wiggers?... well white mexican people would be weeners! lol ok im pretty retarded. YAYYY... haha my dad was wearing some light pink tanktop, and it looks fruity.. except hes not gay, so shut the eff up! lol Jesus loves you.... anyways... yeah i looked at him and i was like, "haha yep dad that shirt makes you look REAL mexican!" haha except i meant to say masculine... but i didnt realize that i said mexican until like 15 seconds later. lol. maybe u had to to be there. ok well i think we should kill roy...i can eat him. since im a dinosaur. <3

Current Mood: sore
Monday, June 28th, 2004
12:11 pm
oh what a night!... doo doo doo...
stupid people SUCK!!! especially the crap face manager at cyber quarters who made me pay $5 for a pool ball! and everyone else there... great night last night, Forever my First was swell, then from there on everything pooped. its a good thing Brett is awesome and got me in for free cuz i wouldve had to pay 6 effin bucks to watch one band... and i didnt even watch em!... so thank u Tuba Tterby!! Stayed up til 3, talking to someone... thanks, both mikes... josephina mike and...other mike... u guys made my night happy. Hey mr. wilson, that teddy bear shirt... u got in goin on!! philadelphia is my FAVORITE band!! haha yeah sh-sh-sh-shut up!! woot i learned 'i wanna grow old with u' on the guitar! Im rad!! woot!! that song makes me cry. its sad.... isnt it?

Could you be my answer... Could you tell me that I am the perfect one for you... You’re the perfect one for me... Could you be too faithful? Could you show me anymore...It’s the perfect thing to do ...It’s the perfect thing for me.
On and on I see you... The life that comes together...To see that we’re forever...On and on I see you, The times we’ve spent together...The times that last forever... -number one gun!!
if only u did that song jared, we both would've loved u forever...hahah jk. :-/
...Mornings here, morning is here, sunshine is here, the sky is clear, the mornings here, the dark of night has disappeared... "hey youre back!"... Hey! get into gear!!
haha i love friends! have a good day ! see u in the shallows. <3 Alanna lanna Bo banna fa nanna nanna fo fanna, me mi mo manna, ALANNA!!

Current Mood: mellow
Saturday, April 17th, 2004
7:17 pm
boddington's!
Wowie its been a long time since i wrote in this bad boy... well i will have you all know that i changed my name... it is now, Princess Consuela BananaHammock. My sister also changed her name... she changed it to Crap Bag. When she told me this i was very surprised, and she said that if i should be able to change my name then she could too. So her first name is Crap, and her last name is Bag. We sort of argued about it, then finally she apologized saying, "Im sorry. I really do like Princess Consuela..." so i gave her a hug and told her, "Aww, and i really do like Crap." :-) We were walking at the store and i bumped into a friend of mine and i told her, "Amanda, this is my sister." my sister leaned over and whispered, "why dont u tell her my name??" so i told my friend that my sister name was Crap. Then she opens her big mouth and says, "Yes. Crap Bag, just think of a Bag of Crap." Then she asked me if i even knew wut a BananaHammock was, I said no, and she told me its a brand of Speedos. Lovely huh? Reminds me of the little old Italian man who went fishing with us one day at the beach... in his Speedos. Ohhhhh My Gosh. very cute. ok so one time, see this one time, randy beaman had a party and he had this bean dip that everyone thought was really really good, except it wasnt a bean dip, it was dog food. k bye.

oh P.S. Not Amused reunion on the 23rd, this friday, at cyber quarters... go!!
oh P.S.S. for the next occasion coming up, or the next...thursday... my favorite gift ever would be CHERRY COUGH DROPS!! yummmmmmmmyyy!!!!

Current Mood: mellow
Sunday, March 7th, 2004
12:54 pm
Ha Shalom!!!!
Ha shalom le man ha amin, ha shalom ha shalom ha shalom le man ha amin, ha amin le man, amin...Peace shall be for all the world, and the world shall be for peace!!!dang i can speak jewish. im cool... Give my regards to broadway, remember me to harold square. this morning, had chocolate/banana pancakes. oh my gosh. i think i died. they were good. I will sell them to you for 5 dollars if u want some. i need some money. orrrrr i can regurgitate them, still for 5 dollars, but o golly gee whiz, that is some good poop. Talking about poop, Just POOP it OUT!! i dont know where that came from. im weird, i know. sh-sh-sh-sh-SHUT UP!! im so sad about martha stewart, my super hero is guilty and now in jail.i think.:-( waaa. Pray for smalliwog, she is a sick little cookie! K i gotta poo. Ha shalom!

Current Mood: predatory
Monday, February 16th, 2004
7:03 pm
Pivet...Pivet...PIVET!!!
Boy o boy, is Friends the best show ever, or what?...yes. it is. haha Weee tonight is that one show about the little midget guy! how precious!! I cant wait. Oh i have some realllllly great news...Tonight, i can watch my most favey show ever, 'Unwrapped' on the food network at 9, 9:30 AND 11, so i can watch it when im still awake!!! Hooooray!!! yay im happy. Poop i saw my husband today on On-air with Ryan seacrest, and i swear i almost peepeed my pants... oh yeah, my husband is CLAY AIKEN!! i think ive really found the love of my life...*sighs*...hehe:) Last night me and my friend built some weird thing out of Legos and it took us an hour to buidl haha, yeah we have no life, but hey it kept us awake so we could watch Unwrapped at 3... yeah we stayed up til 3, then fell asleep at like 3:02, yeah that sucked. Ooh ooh, you wanna know how to say, "You smell like butt juice and have big hairy man breasts" in Italian?..."Tu profumo come suolo succo e prendere grande capelluto giovinetto torace." YEahh!!! ooh, and "Mon chien avons secherent excrement canne son crosse", means "my dog has dried poop stuck to his butt."...YEAH! oh thats in French:)... ok one more, in Portugese, "Seu mae haver cheiro quiejo", means, "Your mother has the scent of cheese."...i sugget u dont say these things in Italy, France, or Portugal, cuz u might get shot and...die. Well farewell my friend, Jeopardy is on, and its teen week, so i might actually be able to answer the questions and feel nice and smart haha! <3 Al GO UNTITLED AVENUE!!! they ROCK!

Current Mood: silly
Wednesday, January 28th, 2004
11:02 pm
Phlambert!!!
Wow today was extremely gay. oh poop some kid got air lifted to loma linda haha it was pretty sad. My friends mom went to chicago and shes gonna be on tv! woo hoo! watch judge mathis for like the next 2 weeks or somethin cuz i dont know the exact day she'll be on there. oh yeah her name is gloriel. cross ur fingers that she wins! woo yeah. Mannnn my sister is so stinkin awesome!!! Oh by the way Go see her play tomorrow at silverado! woo yeah. oh yeah but i love her to pieces and shes the perfect person to look up to for me, AND shes in a band so she makes me look cool!. hehe jk :) but shes my #1 hero and shes so easy to talk to and might i add, shes easy to talk to in her sleep hahah! one time she started singing to me really loud at like 6:45 in the morning. it was awesome. Shes freakin cooler than...Chocolate. puppy dogs. candy canes. shoes. lip gloss! my kermit slippers. Mmm pizza. And i would have to say that shes cooler than thrice. Thats how awesome she is!! Wooo hooo... but yes Smalls i luv u!!! hehe :-) well everyone have a happy hannakah, hope ur christmas is nice and snowy joey, i visited santa claus and he said say hi to ross. umm i forgot the part for chandler and rachel. oh well. have a nice night you all!!! Luv Al. :-)

Current Mood: happy
Monday, January 19th, 2004
6:57 pm
Hah retard in the Casa!
Yeah im sorry, yeesh im a retard. The show isnt this friday, its NEXT friday, january 30th. but yes. Itll be awesome. Go. <3 Al

Current Mood: retarded!
6:54 pm
Yayy!!
Hooray! Today was super awesome!...but last night was way better...I had my friend Candace over and we did some really weird thing to some kid, we recited the book One fish, Two fish, Red fish, blue fish...and it was really weird and funny cuz we each did every other line....yeah you had to be there. But it was really funny. :-) and it got soo much better and only a select few know why...;-)... man o man i just got finished walking some program on our new treadmill (by the way is freakin awesome haha)... and it was for 20 minutes and it gradually gets faster and steeper! It was crazy. But i did it yay!...now i can go eat some ice cream! haha...errr... today i was bored, i washed a car! how sad... oh Show this friday at silverado, and the best band in the world, Untitled Avenue is playing, along with some other bands. so...GO!! itll be the best day of ur life!:-)... Go go go. Support them all the frickin way cuz theyre so awesome and will prolly be super huge one day! Listen to them on www.mp3.com, or www.hxcmp3.com, ooh AND visit their site www.untitledavenue.net and sign the guestbook... look at all the stuff, download songs, and go to all their shows cuz theyre effin deserve all the freakin love and fans and support and encouragement that they can possibly get. oh man theyre so good. Oh and love cellar house too. i love cellar house. i wanna pee my pants every time i hear those guys. New stuff comin soon though. Itll be, holy crap, awesome. :-)... Have a nice day! God bless! Love, Radio! p.s. Big
Bertha says NO! :-) \m/(o_o)\m/

Current Mood: not happy for school tomorrow
Friday, January 16th, 2004
9:37 pm
Ehhh
I'll just be one of the million hearts you'll someday break...

Current Mood: crushed
9:13 pm
Ugghhhh
Man today sucked.

Current Mood: depressed
Friday, January 9th, 2004
7:50 pm
:x: name = Alanna
:x: piercings = ears, soon to be more in ears, maybe my lip, the little stud thingy
:x: tattoos = yuck
:x: height = 5'4"
:x: shoe size = 8
:x: hair color = brown, but some people say it looks dark blonde, and in the sun it looks red
:x: siblings = amalia, anthony

LAST...
:x: movie you rented = T-3 and the Hours
:x: movie you bought = Meet the parents! yeahhhh
:x: song you listened to = The melting poin of wax, by Thrice!
:x: song that was stuck in your head = "the way you look tonight"
:x: cd you bought = umm well my sister bought Coheed and Cambria
:x: cd you listened to = uhh my cool new thrice mix yeah!
:x: person you've called = alissa
:x: person that's called you = alissa
:x: tv show you've watched = Friends! yeahhh
:x: person you were thinking of = ...teeheet:-]

DO...
:x: you have a crush on someone = :)yep!
:x: you wish you could live somewhere else = nah, not really, i kinda like my little casa.
:x: you think about suicide = poop no.
:x: you believe in online dating = mmm no.
:x: others find you attractive = sure why not.
:x: you want more piercings = eh, im fine with wut i have but i guess more vould be cool
:x: you drink = nope
:x: you do drugs = only the good stuff;)...hehe jk
:x: you smoke = ick no
:x: you like cleaning = sometimes i go on these weird cleaning bouts, but that's about it.
:x: you like roller coasters = heck yeah
:x: you write in cursive or print = both. stupid english teacher makes us write everything in cursive, but the other classes, oh heck no.
:x: you carry a donor card = i'm dumb and don't even know what that is.

FOR OR AGAINST...
:x: long distance relationships = not for me...
:x: using someone = no. it's messed up. really messed up and whoever does deserves to be tortured endlessly.
:x: suicide = yuck no.
:x: killing people = sometimes i want to haha, but its bad, so no.
:x: teenage smoking = no no no
:x: doing drugs = :-D...jk!!!-> >:O
:x: driving drunk = noooo. don't drive.
:x: gay/lesbian relationships = ugh thats so gross.
:x: soap operas = oh please...
FAVORITE...

:x: food = oh my. oh my. i must be eating something at all times. but i like in n out oh poop that poo is good.
:x: song = hmmm i like lots, but i really like "only one" by yellowcard...and i like Thrice hehe.
:x: thing to do = music most definitely. i can do that no matter what mood i'm in and there's always something to suit that mood anyways.
:x: thing to talk about = oh anything. everyone knows i just talk and talk and talk, poop.
:x: sports = basketball, swimming, snowboarding, softball, but i'm a lazy bum and don't really do either. i'm kinda trying to learn to skateboard if that counts,but last time a skateboard and me was put together, i fell on my head and scratched my hands and got a bruise on my leg. it hurt like poop.
:x: drinks = mmm root beer, apple juice, water
:x: clothes = jeans and a t shirt fo sho. :-)
:x: movies = dumb and dumber! wooo!!! sandlot, goonies, mulan
:x: band/singer = thrice! yellowcard! Slick shoes!!!
:x: holiday = Christmas, birthday, easter
:x: cars = anything that moves. haha. ooh i love trucks. silver ones.

HAVE YOU...
:x: ever cried over a girl= mmm don't think so.
:x: ever cried over a boy= ehhh ya
:x: ever lied to someone = i'm a terrible terrible liar. terrible. did i mention to you that i can't lie?
:x: ever been in a fist fight = no way josie.
:x: ever been arrested = so way JOSIE!


WHAT...
:x: shampoo do you use = suavveee
:x: shoes do you wear = all black chucks. i love them with all my heart.
:x: are you scared of =oh so many things. death, losing people, really big bugs, getting sick, getting in a car crash, snakes, bullies, spiders...ugh...


NUMBER...
:x: of times I have been in love? = setto
:x: of times I have had my heart broken? = setto
:x: of hearts I have broken? = none i hope
:x: of girls I have kissed? = EW!!!!!!!
:x: of boys I have kissed? = yuck, setto
:x: of girls I've slept with? = OH my freaing gosh!!!!!!!!! UGHHHH
:x: of boys I've slept with? = zero
:x: of drugs taken illegally? =;);).. JK! none at all yuck.
:x: of people I would classify as true, could trust with my life type friends? = ALOT!
:x: of people I consider my enemies? hmm like... zero
:x: of times my name has appeared in the newspaper? um not my first name i dont think,but my last name has haha, like a billion times
:x: of scars on my body = a lot
:x: of things in my past that I regret? =hmm like 2:).


FAVORITE...
:x: disney movie - little mermaid, toy story, mulan
:x: word - poop, poopjuice, pooper, poopy, pooper scooper, poo, chicken, smelly, booger, helmet, woo, yay
:x: nickname -Al, Shway, Lan, Lanny,
:x: guy name - Riley, Alistar, Casey, Tyler
:x: girl name - Riley, Alistar, Casey, Skyler
:x: eye color- Hazel
:x: flower - tulips!!
:x: piercing - lip or nose for me, lip for guys
:x: actor - jim carrey, denzel washington
:x: actress - julia roberts, amalia

DO YOU THINK YOU ARE...
:x: pretty - a little
:x: funny - i'm thinkin yeah. i can be. not all the time though.
:x: hot - ugh
:x: friendly - yup
:x: amusing - sometimes
:x: ugly - not really. i can be though
:x: loveable - i hope:)
:x: caring - i can't help it...but if people are morons then no.
:x: sweet-if you don't suck. jk. but yeah
:x: dorky - yeeeeeepppp!

Current Mood: bouncy
3:47 pm
Poop.
1) Using band names of bands that you like, spell out your name:

Ataris, The...hehe:)
Lorene Drive
A Static Lullaby
Number One Gun
No Use For A Name
Avenged Sevenfold

Emery
Lagwagon
Istra
Slick Shoes
Evanescence

2) Have you ever had a song written about you?
yeah..ugh

3) What song(s) makes you cry?
uhh that one,'Im ok' by christina aguilera is super sad, but I dont think I ever cried...oh and i cried when i listened to cellar house the day they broke up haha, im a drama freak.

4) What song makes you happy?
Oh too many. But the boogerworm song really makes me laugh, anything Cellar House or Untitled Avenue or Thrice...everything that doesnt suck, that isnt rap or country haha.

5) What do you like to listen to before bed?
Loud stuff, lately ive prefered Thrice

6)Name a song by Meatloaf
I am good... i taste really yummy with soy sauce... people put ketchup on me sometimes... if people are asian they eat me with rice! sometimes i have veggies in me... i am dark brown!

7) Who was/were your idol/s when you were younger?
umm... the little mermaid:)

8) First album you ever bought?
hmmm...with my own money? None.

9) Name a song that reminds you of someone.
Angel- Slick Shoes
I miss you- Incubus
Boogerworm song, by...the Boogerworm!
Me Gusta- haha my school choir, its mine and Amalias favorite song!!!

10) Name a song that gets you hot.
Ew. Oh wait!...anything Thrice cuz me and my sister like to get up and run around pretending like were Thrice, even thought we have to play air guitar and drums and bass in our air band...oh well, i get hot running around jumping off couches and everything. Good stuff.

Current Mood: sore
Tuesday, January 6th, 2004
2:22 pm
Ick.
SCHOOL SUCKS!! I hate it...it should die a horrible fiery death....But there is one little bit of good news, i have an A in social studies!! yay!! Hooray for me. last night i burned 77 Untitled avenue demos for my sister while she was a bum and slept forever and ever!! geez...77 is a whollle lot and it took me like 3 hours lol...Im realllllllly tired from going to bed at like 12:30 and waking up at 6:45....but there is some more good news: I have finally found out what music puts me to sleep easily, and thats thrice, the artist in the ambulance...it took me sooo much shorter time listening to that than ever...oooh AND it takes me that whole cd to get ready to in the morning, so now i always know what time i need to stop gettin ready so i wont be late to that crappy place where all my teachers are anol about people getting there tardy...and i think im gettin sick cuz my throat hurts really really bad and ive been coughing a lot since last night. I think i caught it from brett cuz he wears short sleeves in the winter time and is always sick!!...geez and i thought I was retarded... pssht. :)oh well, but i have been sick off and on real bad and always had a thing with my chest hurting since i last went snowboarding which was in february 2003, so in...lets see...one month and 3 days it will be my one year sick anniversary!! YAY. It sucks. :( Well im gonna go to sleep, with my Thrice lullaby. Ahhh....

Current Mood: sleepy
Saturday, January 3rd, 2004
9:22 pm
Yay!
Well, today was a really bumming around day. Ive been bored out of my mind, really really bad... I did have one happy point in the day though; i went to church and stuck lots (9 to be exact) of hot hot fireball jawbreakers in my mouth and had to say "chubby chihuahuas"... yes it is extremely hard. I thought my lips were gonna fall off and sizzle on the ground. Some crazy kid fit 20 in his mouth, which is insane because i was dying at 9.... it must be that hes Egyptian, by the way, i learned that is in africa! I never knew that. But yeah it was also really funny cuz i got spit all over my forehead and eyelid, yeah it was nasty but really funny... Ooh i had another highlight today, it was actually like 12:30 this morning, but still... so yeah i got this new game, its called Mad Gab and is the best game ever!...well if you dont know what it is, its where you have a few words put together that equal a word or phrase... for example: "Twin teeth sin jury" is equal to "twentieth century"... ahh and another is: "Dawn buried hick yule us" is equal to "dont be ridiculous"...<-- and thats the one that made my night so happy...well Brett, the coolest guy ever, formerly in the band Cellar House, which i hate to say broke up...anyways...he was playing that game with us and he had to translate 'dawn buried hick yule us' into 'dont be ridiculous', and he was COMPLETELY CLUELESS! I'd have to say it was one of those most funniest things i have ever seen before... and now that i think of it, that was 2 days ago, not last night. Hmm ok, well have a nice day. Shalom! ...oh and i feel relieved cuz i made my friend (cough cough;) not sad anymore, haha yay!!!

Current Mood: relieved
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